Esperanza Slots

Esperanza Slots

$19.99

Ms. Slots is no joke on the strings. She has been known to seduce eager victims with her intoxicating melodies and curvaceous lute.

Esperanza also enjoys interior design and funky candles. Don’t ask her for a favor though, unless you are ready to pay interest on that debt. Everything is an accounting with her and she is wicked at math. At least the adding and subtracting stuff.

She is also a pretty crap house guest unless you need someone to seduce and reduce your friends. And just maybe steal all your marbles. Proceed with caution and if you can align your interests with hers, you are golden.

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